Eradicate the Penguins in a single night for a start !

I knew it. Ok so here we are “March of the Penguins” that, I myself improperly endorsed in an earlier post, is in fact promoting a Christian conservative view of society, says the NYT in an article kindly forwarded by LL. “Marriage advocate and conservative columnist Maggie Gallagher praised the recent surprise hit documentary March of the Penguins for extolling the values of love and devotion”. So be it, I changed my mind too then: I hate penguins. I just f***ing hate them (you can find Penguins killing tips on this site). Penguins are loud silly overweight smelly birds. Can someone remind all the f***ing penguins out there who declined to ratify the Kyoto accords ? That is so Penguin-like to hide neo-nazi ideals in a cute little movie for they always end-up selling out. I say more killer-whales and fewer Penguins. These despicable arrogant flamboyant pricks! Moreover when everybody knows that Penguins own most of the strip joins and sweat shops in Antarctica. HYPOCRITE ! They remind me of log cabin republicans at the HRC national dinner trying to look like decent men in their dinner suits and their bubble ass without contributing whatsoever to society.  I would not be fair if I wouldn't mention good faith Penguins like gay Penguin for America and the New York Zoo Penguins: you go Girls ! You'll save the lot ! Anyway I always hated animals. I got that from my parents; not that living for two years with two-faced Olliver D – the only cat that charge you money to let you pat him – did not make it worse.

Thank you to Mrs. Elayne S. from Portland, Oregon who kindly sent me enough floss by mail for the rest of my life (even flavored floss) with a list of alternative use options such as “Make a friendship bracelet”: I call everybody who has imaginary yellow wrist bands to contact me and exchange it for their own handmade Tristan's used floss friendship bracelet. However, Mrs. Elayne S. from Portaland, Oregon forgot one possible option: squeeze the life out of a Penguin with dental floss.

In blogorama: who spitted in the Penguin’s tank ? WHO ? . In case you did not know about the Penguin conspiracy: here it the link. And finally some non-penguin-related research on blogs for desert and that’d be all for today. Bad Mother F****r Penguin ! BAD !

Comments

[Jim]

Those penguins have a new mate annually, which to me sounds more like a series of one-year stands instead of any sort of advertisement for marriage.

[dylan!!!!!! and fuck penguins]

fuck yea kill um all!!!!
im with ya all the way