A Week-end of intoxication, nausea and sickness

I went to see Syriana with two charming French girls (including dearest Caroline V.) yesterday evening. The movie was pretty good (even if I must admit I did not understand much besides the fact that Matt Damon and Georges Clooney were on the good guys side) but more importantly both girls thought that my Cologne smelled really good (I had to cut my Londonian Penhaligon’s expensive tastes and switch to a more mainstream brand: I'm saving up to get a younger boyfriend one of these days).  It says on the packaging “For an unmistakably masculine presence, day and night” which I understand as: if you wear this fragrance, people will unmistakably come to the conclusion that you are a man whether it is during the day or at night. This is definitely what I am looking for when purchasing perfume: people confuse me too often for a woman which might be due to my ambiguous tendencies as the Vatican would kindly put it.

Clearly not as ambiguous as those of Kevin D. who tried to get pity-kissed by some girls at a party we went to on Saturday night. He ended up making out with one of Kevin W’s cute bouncy girlfriends who apparently shares both Kevin W.’s alcoholism and poor  choices in terms of men. If I was a girl, I would too die to French Kiss obviously gay men dressed in Gas Station jackets. Let’s hope their relationship will not end the same way Kevin W.’s ended on Friday with his date stating in an e-mail that “he doesn't ever want to see [him] again because [Kevin] threatened and assaulted him on Friday night”.. If I am not mistaken this Kennedy-like behavior was followed by some nude dancing on a bar at Cobalt and involved some Law officers. Don’t worry, I am sure he will call back Kevin. As Kevin W. put it “clearly we weren't meant for each other if he can't handle one drunken episode.....”…clearly. Glad to see that the feelings of guilt, shame and powerlessness are not too overwhelming Kevin ! Hi, my name is Kevin W. and I am an alcoholic, a prescription drug addict and a Christian.

Comments

[LL]

Were you the one who shouted to the projectionist to turn on the subtitles?

[myke]

i have the snotty american stereotype of thinking that french girls have hairy legs and don't wear deoderant. i'll take frederic michalak like that though.

by the way. i've changed my blog addy. it was necessary. please come by as i know you've missed me.

and damn it ... quit it with that damn black block over your eyes. it's seriously creepy. or droll. or both.

[Kevin W]

How dare you call me a Christian? I'm a Catholic! And so is the girl in the photo.

[Damien]

I like the black line through your eyes. I also like being tied up, blind folded and gang raped in abandon warehouses.

By the way, Who spells Mike with a "Y"?

Thats like Eric with an "A".

or Boy with an "I".

[Damien]

Did you see how that guy totally plugged his blog in the comment? Competely shameless.

I wish people would comment with "real" intentions like me. I'm interested in this truly fascinating piece of writing and his comment genius. Not so some other fag might link to my blog so I can get more hits and ulitimately earn 0.30 more cents from my google ads. Oh no. Not me. I'm a genuine reader and fan. All you self promoters disgust me.

[Damien]

meant to say "comic" genious

[myke]

dearest damien,

i wasn't promoting my blog as i was simply letting tristan know i had changed my domain since last he stopped by there. and i don't bother with google ads. how very pase' for those who do. so shut the fuck up about things which you do not know or i will be forced to hunt you down and kick your ass. (please don't get excited about the possibility)

[myke]

and ... btw ... there are more than you know who spell myke with a y instead of a y. i've spelled it that way since i started going by that instead of michael in the 8th grade. perhaps it was an early sign of immiment fagdom

[Damien]

Dear Mike with a "Y",

That forceful language that you used is HOT with an "O". Can you please strap on your black leather boots caked with mud, stomp on my face repeatedly and make me call you sir with an "I"?

I will gladly let you be my master as long as you never use the phrase "imminent fagdom" ever again.

Can someone tell me how a Christian is different from a Catholic???

[FHC himself...yes...yes]

I can't believe that.... Catholic is a kind of Christian but protestants are Christian too....They are just not as good and God loves them much less. Which is why some had to move to the US.

[Damien]

Easy. Christians wishfully dream of fucking little boys (er, men?) in the ass. Catholics are living that dream.

Precisely FHC. That is why I asked. I was surprised by Kevin W's statement about not being a Christian despite being a Catholic!

Also, talk about being a protestant to Americans and they'll probably ask you the same question. "What is it?" It is all about nuances my friend: baptist, episcopalian, presbyterian, methodist, pentecostal, quakerism...

[Kevin W]

To clarify: Catholics are, on the whole, Christians. However, to be classified as a "Christian" suggests that you're probably a non-denominational protestant, ie without any formal ritual, laws, structure, etc.

To avoid confusion, Catholics rarely refer to themselves as Christians. And in England, they always refer to themselves as Roman Catholics.

[Kevin W]

Damien, you forgot to add that after Catholics live that dream, they go to confession.

Only Catholics in protestant-dominated (US, UK...) countries rarely refer to themselves as Christians. In major European catholic-dominated countries, catholics do.

Bottom line: the majority (whichever it is) always rules and ends up excluding minorities from the priviledge of belonging to Christianity!

Sex and religion nothing better to get FHC's blog going and going and going...

[Christ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Christian-lineage.png

Are there Catholics in major European Catholic-dominated countries?

[FHC himself...yes...yes]

Jesus the Christ: I read that Wikipedia was not to be trusted.

How come I am just "friend yet colleague" and she gets to be "dearest Caroline V."?! ;)

[FHC himself...yes...yes]

It is a typo Love... you are my dearest friend yet colleague !