In which FHC talks very fondly of two young men he does not know

Lately, LL has been talking a lot about Jared K., the 25-year-old (may I add: unbearably wealthy?) NYU law school student who bought the New York Observer the same way I would buy a Waldorf Astoria midget knife. I suspect he is obsessed…a bit like me with Greg H. but less scary and without the restraining order that bars me from acting on my obsession and basically leave my apartment without calling the local police station. I had heard about him before LL showed me his collection of pictures and videos (mostly gathered from facebook) and was secretly hoping that the guy was short, fat, pimply (like most law students are in my experience) and traumatized by the fact that is father had been dumped in jail after having awfully betrayed society and his family….and me to a lesser extent. But life is unfair and the kid is not only good looking, healthy but he does not even wear glasses and he also is JEWISH (and the grand-kid of a Russian survivor of the Holocaust which only makes him more charming). This whole episode made me come to the realization that deep down inside LL never really forgave me for not having had a bris, owning an obscure paper, being taller than 5’7 and having a degree from an ivy league university. Jared: you make me feel inadequate and you are threatening my alredy fragile relationship!.

Talking about idle wealthy young people with a bright future, I really wonder what happened to the unfortunate Toby who hasn’t posted for more than three weeks now. I am a little worried as he lives somewhere in DC which isn’t Dupont Circle. I indiscreetly checked his roommate’s blog: cyberagatha to see if there was any clue on Toby’s fate: she seemed fine to me… a little neurasthenic maybe but nothing you wouldn’t expect from someone who lives with a gay man in Kalorama while managing two blogs. Finally, I visited their common blog, a collection of cruel little comments on their landladies stuffed with sexual innuendos, which had been updated quite recently. It probably means he is fine, yet I will continue to think that he has been dumped by his gentleman friend (it’s the season) and now that his dreams are shattered he does not feel like blogging anymore. I hate to compare but if Fagat would stop to blog every time one of his dates abandons him in the middle of a fancy party in the most undignified fashion for a younger twink, we would not have much to read in the blogosphere.

Comments

[Fagat]

FHC, never fear. We chatted with Le Kushner yesterday for a while in he is incredibly... how do you say? Le Boring.

We'd take you over him any day. Even though we don't understand the reference to our blog at the end of this post.

[Tristan]

Well Fagat. I have to admit that it was slander or as LL would say in his own little language a "defamation tort" ! I apologize... I am a scumbag !

[LL]

Corrections (Le Blog's Mistakes): FHC does not mean "would stop to blog," but instead, "stopped blogging."

Either that was unclear, or Fagat is suggesting he's never dumped in the middle of the evening for a younger twink.

We'll leave it to the readers to decide.

PS - Jared, I heart you!

[Chira[c]]

Jared - what classes are you taking??? I need to sign up for them!!! I transferred for you!! Call me!