Ok so it has been more than 4 years since I published the first volume of my adventures (which now sell for a hefty $107). In the meantime I am not sure what I did. What the f**ck did I do ? Well first I got a boyfriend of course. I turned 30 and partied through my early thirties. I lost some hair but not too much and I kept in shape (until now). I got a bike ! A 2005 S2R Monster Ducati with a very low mileage. The bike is still in good shape... Thanks for asking...Hamsa Hamsa (my boyfriend is Israel if you must know).
But more importantly I literally collapsed 2 months ago ! I ended up at the Psych ward in Georgetown where I had to keep a low profile to ensure nobody would try to behead me with a plastic knife until my boyfriend decided to bail me out. And after I got bailed out, I went directly for another month-long staycation at Father Martin's Ashley. Once I was released from there, I made my way painfully to AA meetings.
Today it has been 2 months (two whole months) that I have not had a drink, a cigarette, a coffee, a benzodiazepine or a sleeping pill and I feel....
TERRIBLE ! I am still thinking about a new name for this blog but it might become "the wondrous adventures of a dry drunk".