Ah the tightening grip of censorship around my delicate throat....

I received an e-mail this morning from someone asking the address of (I quote) “your Hate blog” in which (I quote gain) “you trash all of DC” . This e-mail was followed very closely with the amazing enclosed e-mail titled “Account Warning” from f***ing Friendster (which used to be my blog host – they killed troutgirls I am next - I was denounced). I also have noticed an unusually high frequentation of my family oriented blog mostly coming from a friendster bulletin post titled “open letter to Monsieur Tristan de Algiere” (also located in the comments section of the Uncaring thoughts over some decaf coffee in which I talked a bit freely about this annoying kid called Diego S.). Facing censorship from my friends was ok but banishment from Friendster seems like a really gloomy perspective ô Rage ô Désespoir...ô Friendster enemy... Here is my last attempt to some kind of a PR offensive: we would like to inform you that FHC’s resurrected blog is not a Hate blog. The defamation campaign against FHC's is nothing but tittle-tattle, gossips and stuff. Le blog is essentially informational and full of colorful chipping birdies, plants with beautiful flowers, sexy single Christians and Californian jewish gay weddings. Sure some of the people or professionals categories I comment about continuously misbehave and should either end up in rehab or jail, but I cannot be hold responsible for their flaws nor from anybody's  Irritable Blog Syndrome. I retired from being a hater after my first divorce in 2001. To prove you wrong I won’t publish the hateful post I had in mind for today about non-ethnic dry-cleaners (with a link to their friendster profile), and how mine, among other petty crimes had abducted a FCUK shirt for a month until I confronted her yesterday. You know I am a nice and decent fellow, full of good feelings like generosity, love and friendship! to me there is no strangers, only enemies you haven't met yet. My goal is to stay in acceptable terms with my readers and my motto is “enemies  may come and go, but friends accumulate”. Perhaps we should just agree that some entries only sounds mean because of my grammatical mistakes or my poor knowledge of the English language ? But it is all good as Wilde states… "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about".  So I'll let the rumor about my “Hate blog” spread. Among the other hate blogs you shall visit though: this one or visit this hater.

So now I guess I am expected to spread the love, uh ? To Andrew Z. I saw on 17^th street, yesterday: I have been practicing plastic surgery during my free time and I would be delighted to do your hips if you want… for cheap… . Just kidding, we are all grown up here. JK. Relax it’s ok. I am here.

I suggest you have a look to this very interesting (and in a way courageous) article on homosexuality in Africa. In other news, LL sent us an article on how parasites manage to drive grasshoppers to commit suicide. That will be all for today, I have to talk to my lawyers.

Comments

[Brian]

Eek! On the rare occasion (grin) I read your blog, I rather enjoy it, in the same way I might enjoy seeing a sexy but arrogant boy trip over his shoe-laces (without getting hurt, of course). While I, too, remain at risk of receiving ridicule on le blog, I am adamantly opposed to censorship borne of crybabies.

[Caro]

If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. ~Noam Chomsky

[Steve]

Listen F. I am Steve, the biggest fan. You only speak the truth. Word.

[FHC]

Thanks Brian, Caro and Steve... I do feel better ! That was a tough week.