FHC calls 1-888-MY ULCER again

“Curb your enthusiasm” to me is like ice cream. You see I am lactose intolerant since my Giardia extravaganza a year ago and yet I eat ice cream about twice a week since I met LL. We know it will get me into horrible major digestive troubles but I still do it. Well Larry David makes me extremely anxious and I just don’t enjoy it. I feel for all the troubles this tactless and shameless sociopath gets into as if they were mine and then it stresses me out and my ulcer bothers me. Now you have to consider the fact that when LL and I chill out during the week end, we often eat ice cream while watching “Curb your enthusiasm”. That’s our definition of having a good time: FHC having diarrhea and stomach cramps while sweating over Larry David problems. I told LL that my problem with Larry is that I have too much empathy and the bastard chuckled. But I know that Larry David, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield and LL will kill me. These are less blatant yet more sinister signs of the Jewish local conspiracy I am a victim of. I am just saying…