Oh f*ck… I almost forgot to blog…as I am trying to get a zipcar membership (no comments… I have a driving license… Why can't you people shut the fuck up?). Am I the only one that noticed that lately I am not really “blogging blogging”. Well today I sincerely planned to blog blog about the fact that each time I ride a cab, it is an agonizing experience because I always imagine everything that might happen if I actually discover that I have lost my wallet when we get to destination. But then I did not really feel the strength. So instead:
- Oh my god, they killed Stevens Clemons . If you liked the Terri Schiavo’s case, you’ll love the Stevens Clemon’s one. Join me in a nationwide campaign to unplug the feeding tube of brain-damaged Stevens Clemons…. Oups.. too fast again… damn it !
- I wish I was invited to an Halloween Party, I would dress as a balding preppy cigarettes smoking European ! It probably is the last year they’d let me with such a costume at JRs (via DCist).
- I was planning to get a flu shot today but my friends did not let me and told me I was being ridiculous: if I am sick this winter Madalina P. and Yvan F. will get kicked badly.
- I was bare ass in my Italian Tombolini suit all afternoon because I went to the gym at lunchtime and forgot to bring an additional pair of underwear. It felt so rebellious that it might become an habit.
- I probably hate you (Ohhh I am not linking) digged out awful pictures of very rare genetic craniofacial conditions to satisfy his readership. And you know me: I hate to judge but is bad taste his own personal preference or his readership's ?
- Also here is a story that sounds REALLY fishy: LL supposedly found himself last Tuesday at 5 pm at Slide and his bartender was this guy that we all know oooo too well. I’ll stop my comments here as it is embarrassing for everybody’s involved. hey LL ! if you read this …your Slide story sounds fishy!
- Did Ari S. really invited me to go to a law firm anniversary party ? I sneered and told him to invite David DeG.
Enough... I am off.
And I forgot to blog about vividblurry who will be back in business tomorrow.
Posted by: Tristan | Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 07:04 PM
flu shots -- they only cover a few strains and you'd likely get a different one anyway so why bother.
going commando in a suit -- 2 things to remember. 1st, there's no undies to absorb any extra drippage from a quick run to the loo. 2nd, if you see anyone who slightly turns you on, everyone will know it.
vividblurry -- c'mon enough already.
i probably hate you -- if bad taste is his readership's, does that include you & i??? i'll just prefer to think it's all his.
balding preppy europeans can be sexy. especially if they have good teeth. however, balding preppy europeans who smoke may ruin their oral hygiene which could be detrimental to their sexyness factor.
Posted by: myke | Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 09:21 PM
PS -- that bartender guy is nothing every to worry over. he has an ok body but his nose ruins the whole appearance.
see i wouldn't have been so callously catty but i did read 'i probably hate you' today and it brings it out in me.
Posted by: myke | Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 09:23 PM
Tombolini suits are pretty decent.
Posted by: The Peoples Champ | Tuesday, May 02, 2006 at 08:38 PM