Keep your stupid morning cheer for your fellow suburban soccer moms. Thank you

-         Today could have been great if it wasn’t for that woman who cruelly asks me every morning “alors la vie est belle ?” (LL.. that is French and it means is life beautiful ?) : I would like to meet the f***er that wrote the dialogues in my life. Clearly it wasn’t Larry David or Woody Allen ! why can I have a Jewish written life script like everyone else ? -         I lost my small yet elegant Agnelle gloves for the second time on Friday in a NYC cab so I spent my morning calling unsuccessfully the Lost Property Police Precincts. I ended up founding anyway the number of the 115 Precinct (which covers La Guardia) but, after visiting their website, I just couldn’t find the strength to mobilize the police for my gay accessories and thought I might want to wait to contact them for something more consistent to report like a rape (43 cases in the precinct so far this year but only 3 murders) or a hit-and-run driver. Perhaps I won’t even call at all ! -         The picture of what my roommate refers to as “[his] bootylicious curves” is just a bonus to palliate to the emptiness of my daily entry. ... -         In blogorama today, Toby is engaging in self-discovery and showing his average gay teenage angst which he usually craftily hides behind sarcastic entries…. Doesn’t he have a gay/straight alliance at school ? No wonder comments’authors must have been previously approved on Viviblurry these days. Fagats has not posted for four days (nobody is counting or anything but.,..): not even a naked guy picture or an obscene reference to homosexual intimate activities. Look, Mr. Fagat (is it alright if we call you that way ?) ... -         I “stumbled” on the blog of that guy called Arthur I went to high school with. I more or less remember him as being a cry baby taunted by the jocks; I always assumed he was gay…. With such an impersonal blog it is really difficult to figure out…. -         I watched fluffer yesterday !

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You watched fluffer? Wh***re!