LL: Monster-in-law

Disclaimer: FHC got kind of seriously sick in the stomach yesterday (some barfing may or may not have happened - the reports are not clear) drinking his usual sorrow away so he couldn’t appraise nor censor LL’s entry.

            Sometimes when I hear about life in DC I start to wonder if I should have gone to law school there instead of NYC.  Since I made my choice before I met FHC, or at least before FHC and I had  the opportunity to prostitute ourselves to each other drunkenly, I never really had the chance to doubt it was right.  Then I hear about totally fab parties like Jason’s going away celebration, and, well, I get a little nostalgic for the days when I regularly watched FHC teetering on a sidewalk, barely able to stand, pleading, “LOU, I’m wasted.  I’m so wasted.”  (No need to mention the other things that may or may not happen when there’s a wasted FHC on the block).

            Then I see articles like this: Stabbing At Club In D.C. Kills Man Death Is 2nd in '05 At NW Nightspots, and I remember that Police Chief Ramsey continues to remind us that “Crime is out of control in Washington, DC” and that it’s one the country’s most dangerous cities.  Thank god the Chief of Police doesn’t have any responsibility for solving that problem.  I guess we have no one to blame but the President.  Or urban poverty.  Fuck both of them for making DC so dangerous – I’m glad to be in New York where even our Republican mayors are really Democrats and, at times, live with gay-married couples.  And as for urban poverty, we keep that in the outer-boroughs.

            I’m more frightened, however, by imagining myself as a law student living with FHC.  Can you imagine?  I’m intolerable enough as it is – and studying for exams has made me even worse.  I  accuse animals on the street of entering into oral contracts with me and even tried to sue Christmas tree for slander.  When I almost tripped on an empty glass outside the Maritime Hotel, I shouted “THAT IS A TORT” and Costas C. ran from me and declared he never wanted to hang out with me again. 

            So really, I think it’s good for everyone involved that I’m learning the love of the law in NYC instead of DC.  This way, now when I see FHC, I can pretend to be a charming little bundle of joy, instead of the annoying self-centered prick that this semester has made me.

Comments

[FCBDP]

FHC ruined my "season finale" in DC by getting "so wasted" around 10pm. You're gonna pay for this!!!

[Damien]

just wait until you study for the bar. First semester of law school will seem like a joke.

[Fagat]

You seemed perfectly fun at our annual Christmas party for adults and at Starlight on Saturday night. We think you are exaggerating, LL.

[FHC himself...yes...yes]

But Fagat - Why are you undermining LL’s desperate efforts to make us forget he behaved in a whorish manner on Saturday ?