What’s on your nightstand?
My room is 10x10 and you want me to have a nightstand? Thanks for the reminder.
What’s in your DVD player?
Arrested Development or Curb Your Enthusiasm or, if FHC is visiting, a really awful Netflik starring Katherine Hepburn but that FHC rented because he thought it was Audrey.
What are your television favorites?
Um, the Bachelor Paris and Project Runway and Daniel V., obvi.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
It was not Transamerica because I wasn’t invited. I saw Match Point, which it turns out isn’t a comedy after all.
Which superhero would you be?
Jack McFarland.
What’s your greatest influence?
FHC (cough cough)
What’s your greatest fear?
FHC.
What gets on your nerves?
Everybody Loves Raymond.
Pick three people, living or dead who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable?
Will Shortz, Brad Pitt, and Colin Fa…what? Oh, right, FHC.
What would you serve?
Grand Sichaun or Papa John’s.
Boxers, briefs or other ?
Boxers!
Favorite retail store?
Favorite store where I can’t afford anything: Thomas Pink
Favorite store where I trick myself into believing I can afford things: Lacoste
Describe your dream guy?
Fagat. Jk, jk. Obviously FHC.
Define good in bed?
Licking my forehead.
What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
I’m a pretty standard guy. I guess the beach (see above).
Favorite musical artist.
Dalida
What’s your favorite website?
Other than FHC’s, I really like “Create Your Own Polo” and UTR.
Who should star in a movie about your life?
If I’m lucky: Josh Hartnett
If not so much lucky: Adam Brody
First celebrity crush?
Is it more embarrassing that my first crush was Austin Peck or that I obsessively watched Days of Our Lives? I have to admit I also really loved Eric Nies.
Biggest turn on?
French accents.
Biggest turn off?
Um, being ugly.
What’s something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t tried yet?
I would love to visit the French Capitale
What position do you play in the big baseball game of life?
Ump?
What’s your favorite food to splurge with?
Hint of Lime Tostitos, natch.
What kind of animal would you be?
My friends tell me I look like a baby dinosaur. Nice, I know.
What kind of a plant would you be?
I’m supposed to know different plant varieties? I’m not that queenie, sorry.
What are you most grateful for?
My good luck.
What’s your dream job?
Other than not needing a job, I’d love to trade places with Linda Greenhouse or host my own Sunday morning talk show
State your life philosophy in 10 words or less.
Nothing is so bad that you shouldn’t still laugh.
I need an English-Gay; Gay-English dictionary. Somebody?
Posted by: Somebody help? | Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 09:05 PM
i never noticed how you really do look like a baby dinosaur. kinda like baby bop from barney, but a boy.
Posted by: kevin d. | Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 01:21 PM
Forehead licking is totally overrated.
Posted by: Chira[c] | Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 09:50 PM