Back at the airport… this time seriously on my way to the wild donkeys. Some fat drug smuggling f**er in the lounge is snoring and it drives me crazy. I am dying to break his nose. I really wish they would not allow mules in. Another f**er has been using the courtesy phone for hours and is calling his entire address book so that everybody around his aware of his lack of talent in making conversation to his close family and friends (mental note: make sure to seat next to him in the plane). A cute flight attendant is acting as if he had not noticed I am checking him out.
I felt that it was safe to blog now as we have all noticed in the past that sometimes in the wild donkeys place there is no wireless connection. But my computer crashed (very legitimately as it is saturated with more than 5,500 songs) and I lost all my cute blogging. Anyway I should not even blog, we are on a Saturday for chrissake, it completely is LL’s responsibility: I’ll make sure the napping bastard makes an entry tomorrow.
LL has been insisting that I should watch Pride and Prejudice in the plane but I doubt it qualifies as a serious suggestion. I also really need to steal some tea bags to avoid any shortage of tea. I am not good at stealing but I am trying to get better.
In Paris at dinner, people asked me about the Cézanne exhibition in Washington, DC: it was very embarrassing. I quickly re-oriented the conversation on Desperate Housewives, The Swann and Arrested Development. I also slept very badly since Sushi convinced me that I actually have a double personality disorder.
The Powerball jackpot today is $350 million and it also happens to be the day I win. Coincidences. Also should I buy Google now that it is spiraling down? it seems logical.
I don't know why you're complaining that I wasn't awake to blog FHC. You should be happy I was asleep at 3.00am when you were blogging. Otherwise I would have been at Opaline licking shots of men's chests.
Posted by: LL | Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM
1. Multiple, not double personality disorder
2. Go see "Pride and Prejudice", and meet your ancestor, Mr Darcy.
Posted by: Frederico C | Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM