Once again, I haven't been officially asked to blog today. In fact, I got a text suggesting that I might be unwelcome here:
LL: "Do you want me to blog today FHC?"
FHC: "It's OK LL! We know you are busy! Besides, no one reads your entries and they lower the quality and hilarity. LE BLOG, C'EST MOI!"
Meanwhile, I've been entering the New Yorker caption contest approximately once a month and consistently losing. Apparently it's because there's only one answer to every cartoon: "Christ, what an asshole."
In the blogosphere today, this autistic high school student scored approximately 100 points in the last 20
seconds of a basketball game. It even got us cynical gays to think basketball is inspirational. Meanwhile, I also learned (from a professor at my school no less) that in my future profession we don't only make millions from chasing ambulances, but also by stealing from Holocaust survivors. Finally, if a the housing bubble bursts while FHC is away, does the misfortune of others still make him happy?
FHC can you believe it? "The European Union's first outbreak of the lethal H5N1 strain of bird flu in commercial poultry was confirmed Saturday in France, the EU's largest poultry producer." In your homeland of all places too. Now you'll never got back.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/02/26/news/web.0226france.php
Posted by: iLoveSushi209 | Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 09:54 AM
The winning and semi-finalist captions are really stupid. jesus, LL, how bad was yours?
Posted by: Bryan | Wednesday, March 01, 2006 at 02:59 PM