Following the state of the Union address, Kevin D. re-enlisted today in the US military: “Just so y'all know i've solemnly sworn to defend your collective american freedom as an american soldier for at least the next 4 years. You all owe me a beer” (note the use of “american” twice). This kind of news would usually be considered disheartening in most household, but in this case, we are all joyful as it means he will be able to feed his severely obese cat (I was mentioning to EB this Week-end that Olliver D-Le-Chat has a disgusting binge-purge routine, I wonder who taught him that) and pay his share of rent for the next 4 years. Congratulations Kevin D. !
For those of you, who asked about the tallest boy on yesterday’s blog illustration, it happens to be Alexander Spencer-Churchill (now 22 years old and incidentally the Executive Director of Conival - owner at 2.1% - and employee of The Raven Group). He might be slightly gay (he is British). I hate to start rumors, you know me – I am not working for the Daily News.
After our humiliating defeat on Saturday, I decided to buy another Powerball ticket (US$5 – in cash so it will not appear on my report next year) for Tonight’s US$156 million jackpot. I believed that winning the lottery would be a nice alternative to learning how to cook (as MegaDCFag recommended to me in yesterday’s comments (twice)) or learning how to drive for that matter. As I pointed out in an earlier entry I do not believe in saving nor in coming into money SLOWLY. Winning numbers tonight will be : 01 18 24 41 44 and 17.
I enjoyed Transamerica very much. It is a very touching movie even if it was a bid sad at first but then Stanley slowly turned into the perfect suburban housewife through motherhood – with a vagina and a hat – and everything felt much better. The actress is amazing. I also happen to really like Kevin Zegers's striped underwear.
Ok enough, today is gym day, I need to get some abs going quick. See you on the dance floor at Results.
I mean, can we discuss this whole not asking and not telling policy?
Posted by: LL | Wednesday, February 01, 2006 at 11:19 PM
I mean, it's so embarrassing that they keep posting that picture of me. You go scuba diving in your speedo ONE time and they never let you forget about it...
Posted by: Fagat | Thursday, February 02, 2006 at 09:44 AM