You say something, midget?

Amidst the huge amount of napping and cocooning that constitutes your average FHC Sunday, we managed to watch this monument of Republican pro-life political culture that March of the Penguins constitutes for all of the avid little conservatives out there [So FHCesque of me to blog about something that came out a year ago] ! Indeed one has to admit that this culture of fearing change and the unknown much more than fearing being hungry, cold, in danger is a profoundly Christian Republican view of things. The movie ambience feels very much like DC during the last five years and their loveless mass breeding followed by regurgitated fish binge eating is depressing to me. These Penguins are clearly very bored at times. Ultimately the weight of tradition and bad political management always end up with unnecessary chicks deaths. I have actually expressed my lack of enthusiasm for the so-called Penguin specie in past entries but what I had never realized is how helpless they are. These tiny uneducated butlers that have been oppressed by Antartica culture of capitalism for years need some high caliber BCG consultant to come in and review their whole reproduction system for them because it sucks badly. Please send your checks to my new environmental project: “Organizational consultancy: dealing with the Emperor Penguins poor collective choices”.

Today on my way to brunch to Freemans [almost as good of a pick than our Saturday night gem: Gene’s] I ran into some stickers of Tattoo, my old friend from Fantasy Island and dearest LL insisted on taking a picture. You see LL thinks I look a little like Tattoo, aren’t we all flattered when someone compare us to some TV star?. What happened to our TV midget friends? it has been so long I haven’t seen any. Reality TV and midget dating websites must have killed them. I did some research about Tattoo – Hervé Villechaize…yes he is French - for you. First I found out an unpleasant Surgeon General's Warning: “Listening to your i-pod during pregnancy can cause your baby to look like Herve Villechaize” but I finally I stumbled on the terrible, yet somehow expected, news that Tattoo committed suicide in 1993 (a sad ego story that some of my friends should read carefully)…. I was only 13 and was gorgeous.

Among other appalling news some jewish quarterback in the Superbasin this year is 4 years younger then me.

Comments

[LL]

I never said FHC bore any resemblence to Tattoo. I can't help it if he has some sort of "complex."

[Frederico C]

I was 13 in 1993, ok?! I was, not you! TV shows were broadcasted in black and white when you were born. Somebody has got to put some truth in this web of deception that you call blog!

[Fagat]

When LL and KMZ moved into their apartment six months ago, we bought them a bottle of Belvedere for their freezer as a housewarming gift. Two seasons later, it is still there whenever we come by, as we are the only ones who drink it.

Best $35 we ever spent.