FHC n’avo pà puero!

First of all I never thought in my entire life a text message that would say “Hi FHC. Just want to let you know that Maxime and Emile did not poop this morning…” (from the owner) and later on “the dogs are desperate for attention but I’ve finally gotten them both to go to sleep” (L, if you read this please don’t get them high on Lexomil – Thank you). We’ll spend our first evening with the two adorable little doggies tonight. cute. :), :D, ;), :o, :barf, :wouf wouf First I plan to rebaptise them, I was thinking Riri and Fifi or something really gay like that. I don’t even know what they are… Shi Tzus maybe? or some straight hair Bichon?. I don’t know. I’ll take a picture tonight and post it. Also did I really promise I’d buy a computer tonight? how embarrassing ! Let’s just talk about vacations, if you don’t mind.

I am thinking to export LL to Brittany temporarily this summer. We would leave on August 5^th to fly to Lorient and rent an AUTOMATIC car there (interestingly enough I would be the driver with all the associated risks). We might even drive around until some cop stops us. Doesn’t it sound quite exciting? we will also spend some time with my family which will be summering there if I go through the Cyprus trip (see below) without being hurt (low probability). All too charming.

Also I have taken very clear steps towards taking this trip to Cyprus in a month. I think this is going to be very cancunesque (read another people-infested tourist trap), the only difference being the fact that I will be related to the myriad of straight people running around. Gay bashing adds a bit to the stress factor during the vacation but I enjoy adventures.

Comments

[LL]

Fifi has started trying to hump Riri. Or maybe it's Riri on Fifi, I can't really tell them apart, especially now that they have new names.

[iLoveSushi209]

When I was looking after the half-dead dog Annie the cat was in heat, and she awoke me in the middle of the night humping my head. I felt very violated.