In which LL buys a shredder and recovers his damaged identity

We are very unlucky with credit cards lately. Some stranger (or at least that is what LL pretends) has been charging LL’s card in Niagara Falls over the week-end. This is kind of strange because if you are going to steal someone’s identity, LL’s identity seems really not that interesting. I mean the poor guy is broke, he is young and jewish, he probably has a very average credit, his boyfriend is lousy and we all know he is becoming some kind of a law freak. I suspect he made up the whole story to make sure I would pay dinner during my next trip to NYC and to justify weird expenses on raunchy websites. Though we should all note that having your identity stolen is very trendy, everybody in NYC tries to have his identity stolen lately. I have personally been charging my own identity heavily over the last few weeks. My monthly bill has reached an all time high at mid-month of $3,200 and I haven’t even received a word of congratulations from my Bank. I should have known better as I have always been told that Credit Cards, a symbol of the American way of life to us poor immigrants, are like venereal diseases, liquor, crack-cocaine, a loaded gun and mosquitoes. Sadly enough I only discovered them too late in life, after college an was informed a few months after having started to use them (for trips to Miami and Los Angeles) by my ex George that eventually you are forced to pay for the superfluous things you charge onto them (like a $165 Villebrequin pair of swim trunks as an example).

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[LL]

I'm telling you, this is all punishment for not tipping the bartender at Fagat's birthday. Even the customer service people accused me of having terrible karma.

[Alex R.]

I knew that bartender had it in for you.

[Margaux]

Atleast your not Tori:

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