is FHC just a fat wrinkly leprecon or what ?

I just noticed that my computer screen is constantly reflected on the frame of the picture behind my desk. I have believed incorrectly for months that my interlocutors were completely oblivious to what I was doing on my computer while they were in my office. This is just embarrassing on so many levels …really.

In other news, I dreamt that I had decided to play golf with my mother today and therefore had to call both my office and my dentist to announce that I was unavailable to come. I am not sure what it means about my feelings towards my job [an office assistant called me a leprecon today… I am buying work related self-help books on Amazon.com right now] but I am quite certain about what it means about the ones towards my dentist. I am to my dentist what we call in the business a cash cow patient which explains why his office called twice to remind me of my appointment today [6 month cleaning - $150 – a toothbrush]. The deal is quite simple, he acts as if I had new cavities and that makes me feel taken care of while it makes him financially stable. He even has Spear’s wealth management survey in the waiting room.

Jim M., who like most fortyish gay males does not know what to invent is having a birthday party in Petworth soon and volunteered me as a potential guest. I hope this party includes a limo service because I really don’t know how I am expected LL to go to a place called Temperance Hall on Georgia avenue, it really does not sound like our scene (if any). Also could we receive a copy of the bouncers’ résumé and is there a smoking ban in this part of town (I am asking for Kevin D. who is now officially a full time smoker…let’s face it)?

Finally, I weighted 149 pounds at Results last night against 147.5 a month ago and 145 six months ago. I started to feel a bit desperate but Alex A. kindly said it looked like I had lost weight…on my face. Sometimes I feel like a fat leprecon with an emaciated face and pointy ears.

Comments

[LL]

Is Georgia Avenue even in DC? I mean, maybe I'll just throw my birthday party in Delaware.

[mark]

haha...you're too funny -- too french, and too funny. ;)

[Jim M]

Yes, throw your bday party in delaware, preferably on the same night and we can see which one ben taylor shows up to. And FHC, for that matter. FHC, remember it's a week from saturday, not saturday. I know how you are calendar-challenged.