In which FHC acknowledges that he murdered his dog over the week end

First, I’d like to congratulate the few people who believed that I actually adopted a dog including Kevin M. who kindly sent me a picture of his canine companions with this charming note: “We should arrange a play date so that my large dogs can frighten yours, and help him to develop the neuroses required to be a full member of the FHC family”. Eventually, LL will have to give up being a serial liar and a common wh*re….eventually. It just looks bad and reflect awfully on our entire household.

You will certainly be amused to read that the amount on my credit card is now past $4000 (I suspect that Zipcar charged me the cost of a whole brand new mini), my T-mobile roaming charges skyrocketed once again and my amount of available miles went below 100,000. Damn. I believe it places me below the poverty line in Washington, DC and probably close to death in NYC. If I really had a dog, I would sell it back on e-bay. Truth-be-told, poverty feels really good as it includes an ipod, a computer, many other little things bought on e-bay and shiny little perks such as self-righteousness. I just need a little additional credit spacer to fit-in a blackberry as my boss clearly declined to get me one for my upcoming birthday. I am completely new in this whole poverty thing so please send me tips.

In other news, I told my mother on the phone that I was 69 Kg just to prepare the ground for this Cyprus trip, is Jason S. leaving Washington, DC ? Ok it has been a very long day reading all of last week’s April Fool’s day jokes at the office so I am out. *smooch*

Comments

[LL]

I would love to weigh 69 kg, mostly because I have no sense of what that number means at all.

[oliver d.]

if the 69 kg tristan were made of mid-grade cocaine, he'd be worth $1,725,000. however, at 69 kg of fat and insolence, he's not even worth the $4,000 he owes to Diner's Club.

[beer please]

I have now sobered up.

But the stout will probably drag me back tonight to ask how much you want for your dog.