I just returned today from my charming adventure in Cyprus and will tell you more about it very soon [if you don’t mind we’d like to stay in Paris for a few more days]. Everything went relatively fine as I avoided staring at the obviously gay flight attendants (with very tight blue pants showing the suggestive line of tight little undies), guide and Hotel front desk clerks (why is it always the service people who are gay?). All of my young cousins were completely unimpressed with my video i-pod to my great despair and each of them had half a dozen pair of Todd’s (guess what I am buying tomorrow instead of a gift for LL’s birthday?) and I could not understand their French. The main thing I’ll remember of my so-called 28th birthday is what I looked like in my swim trunks on that day (thank you to MegaDCFag for his lovely birthday comment by the way).
Also L is that one of the Norwegian cartoon that made so much noise earlier this year you posted on the blog on Easter ? OH YES IT IS ! I see you have amazing little ideas on how to make sure we get in huge trouble and are ready to anything to save the blog from its slow death MegaDCFag is pointing at. I really need to set up an editorial committee.
Thank you for the Tod's, FHC! That's very considerate of you and I'm sure I'll like them.
Posted by: LL | Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Word to the wise: "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" is a pompous and long-winded waste of time. Just thought I should warn you...
Posted by: FrenchBenj | Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 07:23 PM
disgusting. gross that we can see all your flab in that picture. i thought french guys were supposed to be hot. ew.
Posted by: Veritas | Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Talking about Norwegians, MegaFag Anders V is in town.
Posted by: MegaDCFag | Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 10:16 PM
strange, just the other day i was reading that heartbreaking crap, and thinking, FHC's quickie message board is better than this... not sure if that's a compliment, F'
Posted by: bryan | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 12:29 AM
fyi, you're all reading the wrong eggers. you should skip the 'heartbreaking work of blah shit' and read the not-nominated 'you shall know our velocity' by the same author. it is neither pompous nor overrated, and it is way AWESOMER than that other huge piece of longwinded nonsense. and i'm not even being an asshole about this. i am fo' shizzle, as it were. please expect no further sincerity.
Posted by: kevin d. | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 01:51 AM
Your swimming trunks are embarassing. Where are the Blue Man speedos?
As for the flab, it adds to the charm of the mature gentelman you have become!
Posted by: Alex A | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 09:28 AM
man, it was only a matter of time before a frickin book club took over this site.
Posted by: bryan | Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 01:18 PM
We preferred the last shirtless picture of FHC.
We are coming to DC again next weekend. Beware.
Posted by: Fagat | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 01:10 PM