In which FHC notices that he does not have any friends at all

It is quite strange. It’s 6:19 p.m. and I just noticed that I forgot my cell at home this morning (or lost it on the way to work I am not yet sure…it’s a RAZR they are very slim and unreliable not unlike Kevin W.). What is strange – and tragic - about it is that it is quite symbolic of my complete lack of social life. I am so used to never receive any phone call from anybody that I can go a whole day without my cell phone and not noticing it until the time LL usually remembers that he has a boyfriend (around 6 – 7 p.m. depending on the days). An alternative excuse is that my day was hectic…or maybe I am just a very lonely f*ck and that is why I over eat and I knit (and also sometimes at night I call my therapist's voice mail just so I can hear her comforting voice). Maybe. I’ll go to Results tonight to see if I can chitchat with Rodolphe B. in the stairs. It will feel warm.

In other news Mark H. sucks balls, Stefan just strated a relationship with Kevin D., LL (who now signs his e-mails “Justice LL”) has been begging me to take him Easter egg hunting at the White House, I wept for hours over the fact that Jessica R. returned to the States (it’s just too unfair), ABC heard that I got a new ipod and I downloaded all CNN podcasts (BUT will FHC’s exploration of new technology ever stop ?)

Comments

[kevin d.]

thank you, fhc, for your latest infusion of ignorance. clearly i might be TEMPTED to start up a relationship with this stefan character (he appears to have quite the impressive set of DSLs), but as everyone knows, i simply shall NOT get involved with someone who posts pictures of themselves in more than 7 countries (or three continents) on their friendster profile. (you know who you are!) these people assume we give a shit where they've been.
puh-lease.

[MegaDCFag]

Kevin: Stefan is such a sweet cosmopolitan guy and you are such an angry fag. The fact that all your family is ilegal and cannot get out of the country until amnesty happens, does not mean that people cannot travel to wonderful places and show their pics.Please stop being such a lousy bitch!

[LL]

Is it strange that I never wondered why FHC didn't reply to any of my text messages throughout the day?

[mark h.]

thanks for the shoutout, fhc. oh, and MegaDCFag, i hate to be such a, well, megadcfag, but it's "illegal," not "ilegal." :)

[Andrew]

FHC, do the french tell momma jokes?

[Fagat]

This post helped us figure out a key issue that has been plaguing us. Many random DC fags (not necessarily of the "mega" sort) have been checking out our friendster profile of late, including this Stefan character. We only just realized that this is likely because LL is still logging onto the famous networking site using our username and password, causing many DC fags to think we are cruising them. DC FAGS - WE ARE NOT CRUISING YOU! Well, except you, FHC. And Thomas B.

[FHC himself...yes...yes]

OH that is soooo dishonest !