Don’t blame me for not blogging in time today. I had a pretty busy day struggling with a terrible sore throat and dealing with some guilt over the fact that I gave a black eye to my one year old niece. What-have-I-done??!?!?!?!?! The baby fell, while under my supervision, on the corner of a table. It cried for hours after that and seemed quite traumatized. I really have no talent with children; my family must have thought for the first time “Thank god the kid is a sterile fag”. It was embarrassing for everybody involved, of course, but particularly for me. I am now praying that she does not wake up half blind tomorrow as I am sure my brother will sue me. Gosh I hate babies. On the bright side, I feel my throat is doing better tonight.
The rest of my day was just very Parisian, I walked my elegant shoes all around Paris with my mother, had lunch in the Luxembourg with half a dozen French stars, gossiped with her while touring Saint Sulpice and acted all son-like in clothing stores all around the boulevard Saint Germain. I did not even buy any macaron as I am planning to look good next week as I have another opportunity to share a bed with Fagat.
I am scheduled to get back to DC tomorrow evening.
are you sure it was a table she fell on... or was there a STAPLER somewhere nearby??? sounds fishy, my friend. are you sure you can't come back on sunday, or even monday?
Posted by: kevin d. | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 06:29 PM
Do you people see what happens when I'm not around to supervise?
Posted by: LL | Friday, April 21, 2006 at 06:44 PM
POEM ABOUT BABYS
Precious one,
So small,
So sweet
Dancing in
on angel feet
Straight from Heaven's
brightest star
What a miracle
you are!
(Sorry - I am on drugs)
Posted by: MegaDCFag | Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM