In which FHC's manners are being criticized

First I know now why I haven’t a social life: because it is such a nightmare to decline an intimate dinner invitation without a good excuse. In the words of Jules Renard “The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.” Clearly I am not free, and to be able to eat cold rice by myself tonight, I will have had to battle during two days with Sergio P (try to tell to such a Goyim that tonight is my seder… and that we will hide a piece of matza and Kevin D. will sing songs in Hebrew such as evenou shalom which is my all time favorite). Please send all your dinner declining formula to [email protected]. The best one wins a diner for two with Sergio P.

As Kevin D. put it on the evite for tonight’s seder“Come feast and fete with us as our favorite frog bids farewell for the fair island of Corsica! We shall reminisce about what marvellous times we've all shared and join in a raising of glasses to toast to the health and safe return of our wayfaring compadre. We love you, FHC, and as you sojourn we really hope you don't contract H5n1 and DIE, or become lost at sea and DIE, or be ridiculed by your family for being fat AND a fag and KILL YOURSELF, or just decide to NEVER RETURN. That would be just plain awful. But these things happen...”

How come homeless people get mortgages and I don’t ? also I have had a Myspace account for months for some underground cruising, how come no sexual predator has ever contacted me ?

The only thing that warmed my little heart today is the fact that both vividblurry and Frenchbenj are throwing stuff at the unbearable bratboy. This being said I have to perfect my tan now so ciao ciao.

Comments

[LL]

A) F, you are the predator, or did you not get that memo from myspace?

B) You went tanning again today?! YOu're so busted orangie.

[kevin d.]

please, let's not forget what happened to the poor swollen and painted david b. when he had an allergic reaction to too many tanning beds and being too gay for anyone's own good...