I had an awful day or at least it really seemed like it. Three beers with my dinner last night and a cocktail as a nightcap disturbed my sleep to the point that I had to pop an Excedrin PM at 5 a.m., managed to have an early morning nightmare and as a consequence I woke up very cranky and half comatose. If I drink three beers and a cocktail, I am sick …that’s just pathetic. I had to concentrate really hard all day to avoid going on another stapler throwing extravaganza (throwing my brand new stapler might have relieved my tension and as a rule I usually miss my target by a mile but then of course you have to apologize and that really sucks).
Perhaps the real problem is that I have not been sober since the unfamous Saturday night. And that’s not going to end soon, because I am expected in some salvadorian restaurant up in Petworth for the mandatory Wednesday dinner. Thai and Salvadorian are great favorites of mine. The last time I went in a Salvadorian restaurant, it was to get some coke in Adam’s Morgan from a woman called Milagros (which means miracle in Spanish) maybe at the corner of 18th and Columbia or something who I believe might also be in a Federal jail by now or maybe she works at Results. I’ll really need to get drunk to go through these painful memories *sigh*.
The only charming part of the day is the way LL officially complained about my non attendance to his 25th birthday (I was busy in a toga). He sent the enclosed picture (which I suspect to be a photo-montage) with the following caption “PS – Here’s a picture of me and Tom Cruise. It’s from my 24th birthday. It was really nice for him to come, even though he was in the middle of shooting MI3”.
I didn't even mean to accuse you of not visiting on my 25th, but now that I think about it, I guess that was probably the message that my subconscious wanted me to send.
Posted by: LL | Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 05:53 PM
I would rather if you didn't catch me in the middle your relationship issues. Unless that middle position involves FHC on his hands and knees...
Posted by: Fagat | Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 06:07 PM
My real goal was to make fun of Fagat for gratuitously sending us a ridiculous picture. I guess I hit both of you with one shot.
Posted by: LL | Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 06:16 PM
FHC ASKED for a picture of me in a tuxedo!
Posted by: Fagat | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 11:31 AM
speaking of tom cruise, here's a funny clip of him with oprah.
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-deathtooprah.html
Posted by: kevin d. | Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 01:44 PM