My interaction with Chris on my space was quite disappointing so far because I really don’t know how to interact with 18 years old kids. I just don’t. Particularly if they are trashy:
From: FHC
Please let's chat.
From: haha ... no i will not have sex with you ...
lol whats u p
From: FHC
Listen I just read your profile thoroughly and noticed that you are not only patriotic, influential in organizations, competitive in everything but also that you love to be loved. So I was wondering if you would not also be some kind of a high school diabetic intolerant bigoted Islamophobe Republican struggling with depression since you were 12. Were you brought up a Christian too? If you’re not that’s ok. I just think you have a lot to deal with. Also I used to live in MD, close to Crofton. JK I have never even been to Maryland but I would really like to learn about your state. I feel that I already know you... Also who the f***ck is Jack’s Mannequin?
What I really need is Ivy League 18 years old…ah ah ah…facebook. You see facebook is nice because it’s terribly discriminatory based on your education (people like Kevin D. who was home 
schooled by his witness of Jeovah parents are excluded). I really wonder who wrote “Facebook is just one more way we’ve discovered of bridging the social divide”. LL, on the other hand, like any good Ivy League wh**re has been cruising facebook daily for the last year and a half. Well LL, you are busted and I just “poked” you (this is a term us facebook people use “poke a friend”) Thank god, I frequented very briefly an American college and therefore managed to OPEN A PROFILE today with the underlying hope to infiltrate yet another A-list girl clique. I still have to complete it as I was busy coming up with a personal statement and joining jews groups (a key to successful online networking in my humble opinion but what do I know) – this time I’m really done watching TV – I am busy. Will I get invited to dances ? I hope so.
It reminds me of Jim S. who used to respond to the question “define yourself in 3 words” by “not on friendster”.
No one likes your facebook profile. Can't I belong to an online community that doesn't have you as a member?
Posted by: LL | Friday, May 12, 2006 at 12:44 PM
why is there a Weight Watchers ad in the lower left corner of that one pic?
Posted by: | Friday, May 12, 2006 at 02:41 PM
It's called an advertisment--us college kids eat too much pizza and drink too much beer. I also find it an interesting coincidence that FHC chose a picture of a CCRI student. If you're looking for Ivy League 18 year olds, the Community College of Rhode Island isn't really the place to do it.
Posted by: Andrew | Friday, May 12, 2006 at 04:32 PM