In which FHC feels like your neighborhood troll with huge sunglasses

I have been pretty busy making final arrangements for my upcoming trip to the unnamed destination as well as being in an awful mood. Well the mood part is mostly due to the fact that I saw another picture of myself in shorts (this time along the Potomac River – courtesy of my awful roommate and his shitty camera) and I looked even fatter than on the first one: two months later I still haven’t managed to secure a stomach. This time I cannot blame it on my (costly) trunks: we have a serious problem and I truly need to be livelier at the gym starting tonight. Additionally Caroline V. told me today at lunchtime that my sunglasses were too big for my head. HOW DOES IT MAKE ME FEEL ? Most of my preparatory work for that trip is to gather all the needed prescription drugs bits by bits – I have a pill in mind for all the emotional situations that could arise during that trip. The primary goal is to avoid feeling at all cost as this fattiness episode has left me terribly fragile. I even contacted Kevin W. (known to swap prescription pills for sexual favors….or cash) with an engaging “I need at least one Ambien for my upcoming trip. Can you hook me up?”. I now have to leave written instructions about the disposition of my (fat) body and handling of my estate.

I have bought for $18.94 of Lost episodes so far and I can’t believe it. Additionally Lost consultant LL pretends that some of the survivors who eventually died (less than 8% of survivors fortunately and mostly in freak accidents) will resuscitate later in the season which only undermine in my opinion the credibility of the whole thing. This all sounds silly to me and yet I’ll watch more episodes tonight.

In other news an interesting article on Internet dating that LL forward to me without any explanation (is he accusing me of something?). Also DONATE to help the efforts to free the remaining Law school prisoners of Fishwatch.

Comments

[Fagat]

I'm one of your heroes, FHC?

Ok, fine. I will sleep with you.

[LL]

I'd be careful, Fagat, considering I can log into your friendster account.

xoxo,
LL

[kevin d.]

don't worry, fhc. where you will be travelling, a bit of squish around the mid-section is a symbol of elevated status and authority. and let's not forget, you still look great in the dark!