In which FHC courageously unveils the great gay puppy conspiracy

Gay men have a long history of exploiting their dogs in order to get laid. It is well known in the gay community that when one reaches thirty, one just adopts a puppy and instrumentalize its cuteness in order to engage in conversation with gay men which eventually lead to anonymous sex. We all see that on 17 everyday, and I myself was lured by a guy with two gorgeous Dalmatian puppies two or three years ago. In DC thousands of puppies have to spend their week-end being cuddled by gays with staph infections and other terrible skin condition instead of playing so that their owner can get off.

You know me: I am pretty tolerant and anyway I hate pets even more than the gays so I did not care about this whole “look at my puppy and f**ck me” trap business. However, recently I have gotten hints that something much more monstrous than puppy molestation is going on around here, and I believe that it is my duty to alert the Humane Society: I am talking of a full scale dog genocide.

I noticed very recently that a prominent neighbor of mine (which will remain anonymous until my investigation is complete… if the gay mafia does not shut down my blog before that) has showed up with as many as four different new puppies in the last two year. And god knows that he seems to be even less a dog person than my mother. One could legitimately wonder what happened to the ones who grew up. Did they mysteriously disappear one day because they weren’t fulfilling their purpose anymore? The guy has probably been drowning grown up dogs in his oversized bathtub for years making fur coats with their skin or perhaps abandoning them on Ikea parking lots or giving the away for dogsleds in Alaska. But of course law enforcement turns a blind eye probably because the guy bribes them with something a discount on their condo fee or free drink tickets at BeBar. Additionally the pet store on U st provides the puppies knowing perfectly what their fate is.

You should join me in the STOP PUPPIES EXPLOITATION BY THE GAYS by calling 1-800-FHC-PUPS to help pups victims of exploitation finding and a new home and a safe haven from the gays preferably in the suburbs. And if you are suspicious of any grown up dogs mass grave in or around DC, please contact us immediately.

Comments

[fan]

and the "Apex fiasco"?

[MegaDCFag (Reloaded)]

You are totally C.R.A.Z.Y !

[Fagat]

um... what?

[LL]

FHC: You should put this on Dateline: To Catch a Predator.

And congrats on getting a commonet from Spain!