I have E-Coli. I know it. I eat a lot of bagged salad (from a brand called Healthy Choices …how ironic), that and Fresh Soup from Safeway and sausages. That is so f***ed up ! I force myself to eat vegetables and that’s what gets me in the end. Nature is such a f***ed up psycho bitch. It stressed me out all day. Most probably I’ll die of dysentery over the Week-end in the woods which is such an annoying and unglamorous death. To release a bit of the tension, I convinced successfully Gil G. that he had a bad case of Hepatitis A. I should have stuck to my initial diet of beef jerky and fake crab meat. In the words of Mark Twain “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside”.
Also I am camping this Week-end so no blog, myspacing, friendsterization or e-baying because Kevin D. refused to find a wired campsite (if I don’t reappear on Monday this is where we are camping). Yeah I am going camping !!!! However, LL during our post break-up dinner announced his potential interest in guest blogging this Saturday. Given our long tradition of “open door policy” here at FHC’s resurrected blog we thought it might be a very good idea.
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