I finally found out why my sleep is so disrupted lately (besides the fact that apparently it is a September tradition). I dream of snakes. Upon this revelation early this morning, I went surfing the World Wide Web in order to find out what snakes nightmares are all about. I obtained the following cheerful explanation: “People who are dying or who have lost a loved one often dream of snakes, at or near the time of death”. If I wasn’t convinced yet that I am dying, it will do the trick… as if I could not dream of Asian women or gay vows like everybody else. The website went on to suggest that one should ask the snake what it wants while dreaming. My most important goals in life, having conversation with snakes in my sleep and having hot tricks sleeping over, seem quite contradictory (too bad because I had a medium-term plan). In Freudian terms: Fuck me? [pause] Well, fuck you!! But don’t worry too much about my sleeping pattern: I have taken once gain the habit of popping Indian pills in the evening – even if the late Kevin W. once told me that India has the worst record for fake drugs killing people - and plan on getting paralytically drunk on the occasion of a dinner at Alex A.’s tonight. Also I started a critter cages collection which is really difficult because I am competing against all the 12 years old pimply rodent lovers out there.
In other news, we had old Fagat on the phone yesterday who told us that fat people are once again rioting against slim models and disturbing fashion week in Madrid by stoning them to death: our advice to old Fagat “stay home”. I pride myself in having one of the biggest music collection ever and a song in mind for each moment (particularly the dramatic ones). However this guy has something to teach me.
I dreamt of Oprah last night ::read as had nightmare of:: Perhaps I need to start mixing my Lunesta with more alcohol!
Posted by: Russ W | Wednesday, September 20, 2006 at 11:36 PM
There's some "Snakes on a Plane" joke here, I'm just not clever enough to figure out what it is.
Posted by: LL | Thursday, September 21, 2006 at 09:12 AM