FHC’s resurrected blog : In which FHC has some wardrobe issues

The daily blog visit:

Aatombomb
Because Fagat kicked him out
Ambuscading
Because of la Perfide Albion
Dcist
Because.
FAGAT Guide
Because it is viviblurry for grown-ups living in NYC.
Faggoty-Ass-Faggot
Because that's just what we needed.
Frenchbenj
Because he is just charming !
Our Bourgeois Nerd
Because we believe the bourgeois media.
The Malcontent
Because "I probably..." is too rude.
Towleroad
Because it is the reference.
Vividblurry
Because he is back !!!

In which FHC has some wardrobe issues

When I look at pictures of myself, I am always amazed at i) how bald I am getting and ii) how tights and short my clothes are. There is always this amazing gap between how I think my clothes fit and what they actually look like. I am just amazed I haven’t yet suffocated to death accidentally. More importantly, I wonder how and why my friends let me go out dressed as if I was wearing my little brother’s stuff. What the f**ck happened? did my wardrobe shrink? am I ten pounds heavier and in complete denial? or did I really buy some tight skimpy-ass stuff without noticing it? (…yeah … I did buy a pair of jeans in some stretch fabric once…). Perhaps it just a mix of these reasons but in any case I refuse to end up looking like a bald toddler.

I think this is a general problem in the gay population. The rule of thumb is that when you raise your arms raise their arms, you shouldn’t see your belly button and when you climb stairs, your jeans shouldn’t feel painful. Additionally, if your stomach sticks out of even an inch, you shouldn’t wear anything but shirts. After 24 years old, one should always buy clothes to hide and never to show.

In other news today was a little painful even if we made sure we never went to bed before 4 a.m. in Lisbon to avoid any jetlag. Additionally it is now unclear when I'll move to my new apartment and if my next trip to the unnamed destination is in a few days or a few weeks.

Posted at 06:56 PM in FHC has not much to say | Permalink

Comments

Really a memorable trip! Although short, I really enjoyed every second of this trip and was such an honor to share a weekend with these blogosphere celebrities. FHC- Please kindly forward the pictures to fabulous Fred C and charming Fagat.

Posted by: MegaDCFag (Outed) | Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:16 PM