In which FHC talks about gay economics and Kevin D.

I didn’t realize until I had a conversation with some underrated power DC fag this morning that this Foley story is very likely to lead to a gay purge on the Hill or even a wide-scale anti-gay pogrom à la Iranienne. I am not saying this wouldn’t be healthy but that would be terrible because with all the real-estate queens having their income crumbling and their political consultant/lobbyists boyfriends out of job, I am afraid that the whole gay economy is going to collapse. If you have stocks in a Granit kitchen countertop quarry, I suggest you sell now. It is a real business risk for all the 14^th street furniture stores and the new gay bars in front of churches. North Korean Situation.

In other news of interest, have you noticed how the unbearable Kevin D. has been scaring away each one of my reader by his insolence and masked hostility in the comments section (much unlike LL who never showed even the tiniest sign of post-break-up bitterness)? I think he even drove one to suicide once. Btw Kevin, Anon is a woman I believe: women too sometimes find me cute, charming, distinguished and neurotic if you don’t mind. Maybe Kevin is some sort of a cockblock in my life and now that he is being sent back to suburbia where he and all of his relatives belong, I’ll be able to lead the wild sexual life I have been longing to have.

Comments

[Kevin d]

I am sure you know, profoundly, that you and me belong to each other. I am going to miss you.

[Tristan]

Hmmm... does not sound very kevinesque. Someone has to get a grip of this pseudo-commenting thing.

[The *Real* LL]

A pedophile purge would probably be more appropriate than a gay one. That said, Fagat is in Spain and we all know he has the dbouble-secret list of closeted celebrities.

[anon]

Oh FHC, fear not, I am not so easily intimidated. Your charming misanthropy and Woody Allenesque neuroses will always have a special place in my heart.

[the real kevin d.]

i resent the fake kevin d's use of capital letters and poor sense of punctuation and ugly onslaught against good grammar. sureley these things are indicative of an uninsightgul and withered mind almost certainly geared torwards law or politics.