In which FHC does not have the coverage he desserves

My new apartment would be great if it wasn’t for a little phone coverage issue which is threatening to get in the way of my sexual life in the short to medium term. My phone works occasionally when I stand on one leg by the living room window with my arm extended towards the sky in a Sorya Bonali kind of way. I am afraid staying in this posture for a long period of time could cause internal bleeding. The worst part is that it is inconsistent: sometimes (usually at crucial times) it drops a call and refuse to dial it again. That’s the problem when one decides to live in a cement block with no windows in order to feel closer to God. In most cases this could be an asset as I can now use the coverage excuses to justify not picking up calls of older Results members as well as friends who have recently gone through a tough break-up. But on the other hand I fear I cannot afford to spend all of my evenings standing in the middle of the street with a blanket on my shoulders waiting for a trick to return my calls without acquiring a bad reputation in the neighborhood. My friends recommend I switch to AT&T, I think I’ll just see if I can do more social interacting online and less on my cell.

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[MegaDCFag]

You are so weird.

[LL]

We suspect FHC purposely avoids cell phone contact these days so he can dedicate more time to his myspace/manhunt profiles.