In which FHC shares his holiday plans

I hate this period of the year, because you are expected to drink an obscene amount of alcohol at the “professional thingy” everyday and still act sober and to some extent civil. Additionally, I am constantly asked by obnoxious strangers to share my holiday plan which is embarrassing for everybody involved. I have no f***ing plans for Christmas because Eric H. just sent a message around announcing that the Diner will be closed that evening and I divorced earlier this year (with someone who plans to be hooking up with towel boys in Cozumel for the Holidays). All I want for Christmas is a f***ing break for chrissake (no pun intended). In fact I did not even know it was Christmas until my mother pointed at the stupid tree in Washington square. I usually spend Xmas with jewish friends in a Chinese restaurant but lately even the jews seem to buy-in the Christmas craziness. I have no f***ing plan for New Year either [mental note: get a life next year]. Maybe I’ll try to find some action on the internet that evening: I hear it’s really good timing.

Comments

[LL]

Oh FHC you've really caught that Christmas Cheer!

[fishwatch/new fagat]

I would invite you to join my family, but we usually make a sacrifice of a small white person to the pagan gods on christmas day so maybe it's best you stay away.