My mother English is sufficiently weak that she overlooked the references by some of my very subtle friends to my i) my blog; ii) my e-bay addiction; iii) friendster; and iv) my relative promiscuity. She also did not notice that I got really smashed during Kevin W.’s visit last night. For this reason, the state visit will continue in NYC (who said "Washington is New York for ugly people"? anybody? Anybody?) starting tomorrow where we will mostly be capitalizing on our past relationship with LL and his very distinguished friends. We will also shop our life frustrations (I have stuff to forget too) away and make sure that my mother does not point to buildings or put on her glasses to read some silly map (rule #1: always look unimpressed and slightly pissed off; rule #2: just rush into cabs). We will additionally visit EB at City Hall, dine with LL at Peasant (very à-propos), perhaps do a little drug (nothing too serious) and go to see some silly broadway show and potentially participate in a Santacon if we feel so inclined. Don’t expect much blogging as I will be drunk and trendy under her constant supervision.
In the meantime, Carlos F. has 200 friends on myspace while Kevin G. has 173 friends on friendster for 15 pictures (3 of which without clothes on). Rodolphe B. pretended at lunchtime that Nana Mouskouri sold more albums than Madonna in her career.
Thanks for inviting me to the "study break" coffee date today. I just thought LL was taking a very long time in the bathroom.
Posted by: fishwatch/new fagat | Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 06:28 PM