In which FHC tries to get the WE essential

watFagat’s official visit ended up on a positive note as we all went to see “Children of men” (yet another clear homophobic propaganda). I went through the entire W- E in my usual alcoholic fog. There is not much point in trying to stay sober enough to hook up when your ex has settled in your guest bedroom, is there?. I tried to console myself by discussing with whoever all the sex I’ll get on that snowless ski trip to the Poconos. At Apex, we spotted the very appetizing gorgeous Jesse P., Russ, half of myspace, that very cute Bebar bartender sadly accompanied by his bf, and Rodolphe B. looking really bruised, Fagat was seen talking to LL’s look-alike and we gathered dirty gossips on Julius and Carlos U (this Carlos kid is good! Must be the ethnic thing but he gets a new boy every night I see him out … I guess that justifies the terrible DC-Philadelphia commute). Then everybody got their shirt off and we stumbled back to Kalorama after LL got in some fight with some bartender over the fact that he wasn’t well positioned to get a drink. The following day at Bebar, we just regretted we are not invited to private parties anymore. The bartenders just looked ridiculous in their white outfits. We talked for a while of some cute guy’s drunk monkey tattoo that he had kindly showed us but quickly the conversation died. There was some weird gathering of Alex S.’s past boyfriendship. The graduates looked relieved. Everybody was trying to sleep with Brian J. and Dan R. (DC has a striving boyfriend second-hand market). Mark H. was as unbearable as Nick D. was looking good until someone shipped him to blowoff. Someone told us about David D.'s upper body and we felt we missed out all these years. To conclude we believe that Fagat completed his DC gay agenda fairly well. Of course, he missed Kevin W. but he would have had to stay up a little late as one usually encounters him on his doorstep at dawn in a complete haze.

Comments

[LL]

Let's be honest, I think LL and FHC saw enough of Kevin W. to make up for Fagat missing him.

[Fagat]

Remember what we said. When you finally remove that Christmas tree, approach the task the way you approach everything in life: bottom first.

[Russ W.]

I thought LL was getting ignored by the bar tender for that obnoxious dancing he was doing, how one thinks they can get served with moves like that is beyond me!