In which FHC is doing well...thanks for asking

I have reached that tipping point where I typically have to draft half a dozen apologetic e-mails on Monday morning. I barged in; uninvited, drunk at the Gs on Friday and verbally assaulted Kevin D in front of the appalled guests, ruining what must have been a wonderful dinner party before stumbling to Apex (TM from the Gs on Saturday morning: “we worry about you”). I cannot remember anything about Saturday besides maybe listening repeatedly to the remake of “Forever Young” by Youth Group while watching half of the “Cider House rules” on mute. I mauled Mark H. so badly at Logan Tavern (leaving a still-noticeable scar on his forehead) on Sunday that Julius/Julian threatened to call the Humane Society. I hanged up on LL after he called my attention to all the Palm Sunday brunch/ trendy parties I was not invited to over the Weekend and the new minor local celebrities I have not met (if at least I could be ignored by models). Note to self: claw and severely disfigure LL when he returns to DC to bring to an end this unhealthy competition (I think the “who’s viewed me” feature on my friendster has been broken for a month). I also snapped at Erica G. for sending me too many Passover e-mails (a. no, I do not want a free box of matzah; b. I cannot make it to Seder Dinner, c. I am gay). Her silly response: “FHC dear, what’s wrong?”.

As I did not want to take any risk with the professional thingy today, I half-klonopined myself early on. I also told Mark that we’d go out on Tuesday but I am afraid I might go berserk once gain. It’s really a good thing, that I am being sent away for the WE.

Comments

[Mark H.]

Oh, FHC, I rather like my scar. It gives me a certain edge, I think, and I'm hoping that will be just what I need to get laid!

YFIC

[Tim K.]

You have all the edge you need with that sharp sense of style. Just don't go unconscious before the climax.

[Tristan]

We are not having this discussion on MY blog.

[Old Fagat]

Frankly, this seems like the perfect place for this discussion. Please continue.

[Mark H.]

Thanks Fagat. Now Tim, are you being facetious? Because I don't want to have to go Chuck Norris on you.

[Tim K.]

Yes, really, thanks Fagat. Tristan Paris may object, but in the end he started it.

But Mark, I mean every word. It's been a while, but at least I don't recall ever being offended by your outfits. That's something.